The offender is a 36yearold British rap who calls herself which is easier to say than her real Sri Lankan name, Mathangi Arulpragasam. The next morning on NBC, host Kathie Lee Gifford spoke for most of America: never heard of her before, but that not unusual for me. Exactly how rebellious rappers make names for themselves.New Rule: With the Super Bowl only a week away, Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, for all the F15 flyovers and flag waving, football is our most successful sport because the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poor teams. Just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of ACORN volunteers.

Former PNG quarterback Brennan Doty, a preferred walkon at Oregon, didn get to play in the Rose Bowl Monday, but he got as much TV time as some guys who did.Football is a collision sport, and coaches want to motivate players to play as hard as they can.Wake ForestRolesville junior linebacker